Ordering from He Of The House online is now as simple as clicking the Add To Nest button next to the item you'd like to purchase.

In the rare cirumstance that you are unable to use the shopping cart, you can send a direct PayPal payment to silas [at] heofthehouse [dot] com, but please send an e-mail prior to just packing your money off into the world, rucksack and soggy Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich in its grubby little hand. Detail what you'd like, as well as any other enquiries you may have, and we'll respond with availability, shipping, and total costs.

When using PayPal, please send the payment as a gift. Otherwise, additional fees will need to be applied before the order can be shipped.

If absolutely all else fails, you can also have someone you know who has a credit / debit card or PayPal account purchase a Gift Certificate for you, redeemable at time of checkout.

We now accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover / Novus debit and credit cards through PayPal, and are currently working out a system to be able to process debit / credit cards straight from the cart, as well as take phone orders.

We are well aware that not everyone trusts or has the means to make online / digital purchases; thus, we still operate in the physical world. We even encourage and reward the post-based mail-order customer; should you choose this route, you will always receive an extral special little something alongisde your order.

First, send an e-mail detailing what you would like to purchase, and that it will be a postal order. We will then place your requested items aside, but please note that we cannot remove items from our Shoppe stock until they have been paid for. Therefore, it is highly recommended that you always have a few alternatives listed, should we sell out of a particular item you've requested.

Download, fill out, and mail in the order form. Please see the acceptable payment methods listed below.

When sending cheques or international money orders, please do not make them payable to He Of The House. We are working on setting up a bank account for it, but until then, please make everything out to Amanda Boutourline, as she handles all accounting.

If you are sending cash, please do not send coins, as these can easily tear open an envelope which should otherwise be machinable; as our prices are usually never in whole dollars (see Shipping & Handling) you may round the price up or down to the nearest whole dollar, using 50 as the midway point ($9.26 = $9.00 / $15.78 = $16.00). Don't fret about rounding up; as stated above, all mail-orders through the post will receive an extra gift for the trouble.

Due to the limited nature of some of the products we tend to carry, we are currently limiting all customers to one copy per item when using the cart. If you would, in fact, fancy grabbing another copy of any given item, please send an e-mail, and we will let you know if the requested item is available in your proposed quantity. We also offer Wholesale prices on any items released through Haute Magie, our in-House record label and media publisher.

All items are marked with a form of Availability on the left-hand column of their information spot in the main Shoppe. In Stock means that we currently have ten or more of the item, Low Stock means less than ten, Last Copy... should be pretty self-explanatory, and Temp. Out Of Stock means we are temporarily out of this item entirely, but we know for a fact that we will be getting more fairly soon. All other items which have left our House for good or into the foreseeable will be listed in the Shoppe History.

He Of The House offers refunds only in the case of a damaged item (barring any defects in the item at time of shipping, which will always be listed in the item's description). We will replace an order at no charge if the original package is shipped back to us for inspection.